WHAT exactly does Emery do?

Well, since you asked, you will receive – which is the way life should be.

All the pundits agree on one thing, Emery’s no sell out! The comedy exuding from this pecuniary-challenged individual is pure, unadulterated, noncommercial pleasure, much to Emery’s chagrin. Hopefully, Emery’s 2019 Kickstarter campaign, Emery Lamb’s Salary, will rectify that situation, thereby allowing Emery the freedom to pursue as many soul-sucking, money-grabbing opps as possible.

Emery is available for open mics, comedy club work, corporate gigs, the university circuit, football stadiums, world-class arenas, the International Space Station, caves (as long as they’re not too drippy), and cruise ships. Especially cruise ships. Emery can/will make the audience at any and all venues laugh and laugh and giggle and laugh some more. As soon as a booker, agent and/or manager is willing to take on the quicksilveriness of all that is Emery, you will be able to see for yourself. Calling all BAMs (Bookers Agents Mangers), Emery’s available and easy!  Hint hint. (Easily hired, that is).

What

Comedy eBusking Courtesy of Emery Lamb

In Alaska, you’re just one mistake away from being a character in a Jack London novel.
Sometimes indolence equals prescience.
My hubby’s tombstone will read, “Get Up! Get Up!” My tombstone will read, “I’ll Be Up in a Minute!”
I ate false alarm chili for dinner.
Is it déclassé to point out that someone else is déclassé?

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If you liked what you read, then do something about it and contribute currency into this virtual hat.

(Wow, that sounds rather demanding and Emery’s the opposite, verging on the obsequious. Basically, Emery needs cash to do the comedy thing and remove the carport that collapsed on top of Emery’s moving boxes that were piled underneath and would be most grateful to anyone who is willing to assist in this endeavor.) There, that sounds more polite. Oh, to be clear, Emery is thankful to have a carport, driveway, and moving boxes full of useless stuff and realizes that most of humanity throughout history have not had such luxuries. So, Emery will understand if you’d prefer to donate to a cause that benefits people, animals, plants, water, air, or soil that don’t have carports.

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