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TRAD LIFE: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR   This week, I’m ruminating about misplaced nostalgia. I’ve always had a hankering for the simple life. A life less complicated, where there’s fresh air, ruddy-cheeked children, dogs, and happy sheep and...

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THE FIRST 100 DAYS   This week, I’m ruminating about milestones. The first hundred days have come and gone for you-know-who; that infamous, inexperienced, corpulent, lay-about who watches an awful lot of tv, and twitters on a daily basis. Some may say this...

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MARKETING DOPE TO UPTIGHT PEOPLE This week, I’m ruminating about semantics. Sometimes, I think my life would’ve gone better if I’d actually done some drugs. I blame the cartels. Their negligence in not marketing dope to Mormons, evangelicals, and...

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DINNER WITH THE UNDEAD This week, I’m ruminating about food – again. A few weeks ago I ruminated about throwing a dinner party for guests I would love to meet and converse with, but who were dead. Of course, that guest list generated some controversy, and...

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THE CAPRICIOUSNESS OF MARCH This week, I’m ruminating about a seldom discussed topic, the weather. Yea! The month of March has ended! Many places claim to experience four seasons in a day. It’s a boast about the unpredictableness of their weather; as if...

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12 STEPS This week, I’m ruminating about a certain program I confessed to being a member of in Weekly Rumination2. You see, my membership in PA, Prudes Anonymous, has been a difficult and eye-opening journey. I attend meetings, and have been actively working on...