by emerylamb | Feb 11, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Nobody wants to be an organ donor. Nobody. It just seems like the right thing to say…Organ donors are for people with no faith at all. Y’know, what if they figure out a way to bring you back from the dead. And now I don’t got no eyes.” ...
by emerylamb | Feb 10, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Whenever I hear someone say that they’re going to “push the envelope,” all I can think of is how easy it is to do that. I mean, sometimes all I have to do is breathe on it. Look Ma, no hands! Pffft. I prefer to say, “bursting the bustier”...
by emerylamb | Feb 9, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.” ~ Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s...
by emerylamb | Feb 8, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I’m as edgy as a fuzzy circle. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 7, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“If Galileo had said in verse that the world moved, the inquisition might have let him alone.” ~ Thomas...
by emerylamb | Feb 6, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I was in the drive-thru line at McDonald’s and the SUV in front of me had a bumper sticker that said, “Eat Local/Eat Healthy.” Who says Americans don’t get irony? ~ Emery...
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