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“Sometimes, you’re on the phone and people will go, ‘Have you got a pen?’ to take down a number. And you immediately say, ‘Yes!’ even though you don’t have a pen. We all like to play a little game called, Say You Have a Pen,...

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Drug cartels are terrible when it comes to product marketing. They should infiltrate the evangelical market by rebranding meth as Sacrifice, cocaine as Purity, heroin as Honor, and ecstasy as Rapture.   ~ Emery...

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“Women like courtesy on a date. I got in trouble once on a date. I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam for the surface.”   ~ Emo Philips, Edinburgh Comedy Fest...

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Sometimes, I’m too polite for my own good. Whenever I call a realtor to inquire about a house for sale, I feel obliged to stick with the conversation, feigning interest for an extra ten minutes or so because it would be too rude to hang up after hearing the...

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“And then there’s dressage, based on God knows what. It’s a fantastic thing, don’t get me wrong… These people, highly trained, highly trained riders, highly trained horses, trained to do stuff that is not wanted in life. It’s...

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I’m so self-centered, I think every spider I see wants to meet be by dropping on my head or scurrying up my leg.   ~ Emery...