by emerylamb | Mar 1, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Best first line of a song of all time. “In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey…” ~ Beck,...
by emerylamb | Feb 28, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I have a terrible fear of spiders. Earlier, I was at the post office when a spider crawled along the counter. In deference to the now-deaf Buddhist monk behind me, it lives. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 27, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“The main obligation is to amuse yourself.” ~ SJ Perelman, I Seem to be a...
by emerylamb | Feb 26, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Women are not the weak creatures society would have you believe. For instance, if women fainted at the sight of blood, they’d be out cold several days each month. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 25, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“There are only two types of portrait paining; the serious and the smirk… and we always use the serious for professional people (except actors sometimes), and the smirk for private ladies and gentlemen who don’t care so much about looking clever.” ~...
by emerylamb | Feb 24, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
The UK Tourist Board is actively enticing Utahns to visit by claiming black tea is really hot licorice cider. ~ Emery...
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