by emerylamb | Mar 31, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.” ~ Kurt Vonnegut, Sermon at St. Clement’s Church in New York...
by emerylamb | Mar 30, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Watching Clash of the Titans and 7 yr old kiddle asks, “Is that Jesus?” “No, it’s Laurence Olivier.” “Who?” “Oh, sorry. Zeus.” “Who?” “Zeus was the Greek god over the earth and was king of all...
by emerylamb | Mar 29, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.” ~ Johann Sebastian...
by emerylamb | Mar 28, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I was sweeping the floor and noticed an amputated finger tip underneath the coffee table. Ewww. I tried to get the dogs to retrieve it for me, and wondered how the accident had happened without hearing screams from my kiddle or husband. To be on the safe side, I...
by emerylamb | Mar 27, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“…I married another old man. Older than the other one. Old. Older than his birthday. And uglyyyyy. He was so ugly, honest to goodness, he hurt my feelings.” ~ Jackie “Moms” Mabley, Merv Griffin...
by emerylamb | Mar 26, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
After the warning light comes on my computer, I like to see how far I can get on Candy Crush before the computer runs out of juice. Some people might call it laziness. I prefer to think I’m living dangerously. ~ Emery...
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