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by | Apr 5, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Big Tobacco’s announcing two new products guaranteed to corner the Mormon market: a tin of multi-colored chewing tobacco that doubles as scrapbook confetti; and cigarettes in a box entitled, “Memories,” that are wrapped in colored paper with...

Daily Tidbit75

by | Apr 4, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be...

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by | Apr 3, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Another day, another criminal conviction for another muckety-muck from Penn State. Of course, the greatest scandal is that Rick Santorum graduated from there.  Clearly a recruit for Prudes Anonymous. The sweater vest gives him away.   ~ Emery...

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by | Apr 2, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“For our last number, I’d like to ask your help. For the people in the cheaper seats, clap your hands. And the rest of you, if you’d just rattle your jewelry.”   ~ John Lennon, The Beatles at the Royal Variety Show,...

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by | Apr 1, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Do you s’pose all Mormon US Senators and Representatives are each others home & visiting teachers due to security reasons?    ~ Emery...