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by | May 11, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

I found some old LP records of my parents and started playing Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass on the hi-fi, which immediately brought back the urge to grab a couple of friends and lay out two 12-foot long bamboo poles in parallel and start tinikling. One of the...

Daily Tidbit111

by | May 10, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“My Auntie Muriel … has the bloody Mona Lisa in her toilet. Yes. Dreadful. That awful sniffy look about her, looking so superior, you know – peering down at you. She looks as if she’d never been to the lav in her life.” ~ Peter Cook, Not...

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by | May 9, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

I have an idea for a tv show about juxtaposing worldwide towns with their USA namesakes. Moscow, Russia and Moscow, Idaho. Practically interchangeable. Dibs. ~ Emery...

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by | May 8, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“We spend the first 12 months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 years teaching them to sit down and shut up.”   ~ Phyllis...

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by | May 7, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

There are three questions I ask myself each morning as I wake: “Am I dreaming?” “Am I dead?” “Where are my fingers and toes?” That’s why I set the alarm for 4:00, so that I can get up and at ’em by 8:30.   ~ Emery...