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by | May 23, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Facebook’s bugging me to list what I studied at the University of Utah. Would’ve thought the name was a dead giveaway. I studied Arizona.   ~ Emery...

Daily Tidbit122

by | May 21, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

People ask me why I’m Mormon. How can I put this? Let’s just say that I could move to Outer Mongolia, make a couple of phone calls and ten people will appear on my doorstep to help me move my furniture, a couple dozen 50-pound containers of wheat and an...

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by | May 20, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“I don’t think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can’t really work on the...

Daily Tidbit120

by | May 19, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

I overheard a man in a parked van talking on his cellphone. “So, what am I going to do about dinner?” I made a mental note to avoid eating at that taco truck.   ~ Emery...