Daily Tidbit137

by | Jun 5, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“Two Irish fellas open a bar, and nobody ever comes in. Nobody comes in to drink, and one says, “I’ll think we’ll open a brothel.” T’other said, “Ah, that’ll be no good, if you can’t get ’em to drink beer,...

Daily Tidbit136

by | Jun 4, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Leaning over a slimy ledge w/a ginormous net attached to a 20-foot pole is not fishing, it’s sieving, not to mention a rather arduous way to commit suicide. #chitinadipnetting  ~   Emery...

Daily Tidbit134

by | Jun 2, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

When life gets overwhelming, just remember that what you’re feeling now is one second away from being in the past, and what you’ll feel in the future is one second away from now. OK, let’s count, one, two… ~ Emery...

Daily Tidbit133

by | Jun 1, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“I saw this guy on the bus today. Have you ever seen somebody that you don’t know – again? You know what I’m talking about? It’s like they’re just a total stranger, but they keep popping up once in a while. Like God is running out...

Daily Tidbit132

by | May 31, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

I almost voted for Mitt Romney in 2012 on the off-chance Harry Reid would be called as his Bishop and a White House Janitor as their Stake President.   ~ Emery Lamb...