by emerylamb | Feb 14, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Sometimes, I’m too polite for my own good. Whenever I call a realtor to inquire about a house for sale, I feel obliged to stick with the conversation, feigning interest for an extra ten minutes or so because it would be too rude to hang up after hearing the...
by emerylamb | Feb 13, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“And then there’s dressage, based on God knows what. It’s a fantastic thing, don’t get me wrong… These people, highly trained, highly trained riders, highly trained horses, trained to do stuff that is not wanted in life. It’s...
by emerylamb | Feb 12, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
OVINE RUMINANTS This week, I’m ruminating about ruminants; specifically, the ovine kind. It all started when I was a toddler and practically tumbled out of a shopping cart lunging at a stuffed lamb on a shelf. Lambie and I had many adventures over the years and...
by emerylamb | Feb 12, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I’m so self-centered, I think every spider I see wants to meet be by dropping on my head or scurrying up my leg. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 11, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Nobody wants to be an organ donor. Nobody. It just seems like the right thing to say…Organ donors are for people with no faith at all. Y’know, what if they figure out a way to bring you back from the dead. And now I don’t got no eyes.” ...
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