by emerylamb | Feb 19, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to present to you…the Internet!” ~ The IT Crowd, Series 3 Episode 4 (My first meme....
by emerylamb | Feb 18, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
My dad taught me to be polite to machines, because one day they will take over the world. That’s why I avoid toll roads. Writing a thank you note for each stop was getting to be a bit much. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 17, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Sometimes, you’re on the phone and people will go, ‘Have you got a pen?’ to take down a number. And you immediately say, ‘Yes!’ even though you don’t have a pen. We all like to play a little game called, Say You Have a Pen,...
by emerylamb | Feb 16, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Drug cartels are terrible when it comes to product marketing. They should infiltrate the evangelical market by rebranding meth as Sacrifice, cocaine as Purity, heroin as Honor, and ecstasy as Rapture. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 15, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Women like courtesy on a date. I got in trouble once on a date. I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam for the surface.” ~ Emo Philips, Edinburgh Comedy Fest...
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