by emerylamb | Mar 4, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
The only thing funnier than watching an obese, middle-aged woman rolling around the floor is watching her get up. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Mar 3, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter.” ~ Steven Wright, When the Leaves Blow...
by emerylamb | Mar 2, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
If you’re going thru nicotine withdrawal, come to Salt Lake City, go outside and take a deep breath. You’ll be set for days. #TempInversion #Smog #BeijingWest ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Mar 1, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Best first line of a song of all time. “In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey…” ~ Beck,...
by emerylamb | Feb 28, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I have a terrible fear of spiders. Earlier, I was at the post office when a spider crawled along the counter. In deference to the now-deaf Buddhist monk behind me, it lives. ~ Emery...
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