Daily Tidbit57

by | Mar 17, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.”  ~ Danny Kaye, Court...

Daily Tidbit56

by | Mar 16, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

I thought I was having a heart attack. Halfway to the hospital, I realized it was just a bad case of PMS and gas. The ambulance driver drove me to the emergency room anyway. When I awoke from anesthesia, the ER doctor told me , “Congratulations! You’re the...

Daily Tidbit55

by | Mar 15, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“Actually, I don’t mind doing selfies. But, please, if you ever meet me and you want a selfie, have your stuff ready. Don’t make me stand there as you go through your _____ bag looking for your camera. ‘Cuz it looks as if I asked you to do it,...

Daily Tidbit53

by | Mar 13, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. I’m serious, for safety- ‘cuz when the ____  goes down, somebody’s gonna need talk to the police. I mean, that’s when their white friend comes in handy. Uh, oh, Ernie,...