by emerylamb | Apr 25, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
The kiddle was sick and puked on Regina the cat, who stood still and took it like the royal she is. I’m not sure what to think about that. Grateful, but wary of this regal, yet soiled feline. However, the kiddle’s anxiety is skyrocketing in anticipation of...
by emerylamb | Apr 24, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“A despot doesn’t fear eloquent writers preaching freedom – he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.” ~ E.B. White, One Man’s...
by emerylamb | Apr 23, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
MARKETING DOPE TO UPTIGHT PEOPLE This week, I’m ruminating about semantics. Sometimes, I think my life would’ve gone better if I’d actually done some drugs. I blame the cartels. Their negligence in not marketing dope to Mormons, evangelicals, and...
by emerylamb | Apr 23, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Starbucks and 7-11 have joined forces to tap the Mormon market by concocting a hot drink made with five brands of soda and Postum served in a Big Gulp. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Apr 22, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Women get their heart broke, they cry…Men hold…in like it don’t hurt. Walk around and get it by trucks. ‘Didn’t he see that truck?’ … ‘He wouldn’t have seen a 747,’ ’cause his heart was...
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