by emerylamb | May 21, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO This week, I’m ruminating about Spring. “It’s May, it’s May, the lusty month of May…” plays on infinite loop inside my head this time of year. I’m Vanessa Redgrave swinging over the lovely gardens of...
by emerylamb | May 21, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
People ask me why I’m Mormon. How can I put this? Let’s just say that I could move to Outer Mongolia, make a couple of phone calls and ten people will appear on my doorstep to help me move my furniture, a couple dozen 50-pound containers of wheat and an...
by emerylamb | May 20, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“I don’t think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can’t really work on the...
by emerylamb | May 19, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I overheard a man in a parked van talking on his cellphone. “So, what am I going to do about dinner?” I made a mental note to avoid eating at that taco truck. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | May 18, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind paying my income tax if I knew it was going to a friendly country.” ~ Dick Gregory, Walk in My...
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