by emerylamb | Aug 10, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” ~ Rodney...
by emerylamb | Aug 9, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
My 13-year old swatted at a fly and said, “Go away, Frederickson.” I asked her why she called the fly Frederickson. She said she calls all flies Frederickson and all gnats Georgio, because she once named a fly Frederickson and a gnat Georgio and is not...
by emerylamb | Aug 8, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.” ~ Lenny...
by emerylamb | Aug 7, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I’m pumped about a job opening for a van driver listed on the state employment board. One of the job requirements is to, “Maintain strict confidentiality regarding [blank’s] business secrets.” Finally, a chance to use my sick spy skills to...
by emerylamb | Aug 6, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“One cannot be pessimistic about the West. This is the native home of hope. When it fully learns that cooperation, not rugged individualism, is the quality that most characterizes and preserves it, then it will have achieved itself and outlived its origins. Then...
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