by emerylamb | Jun 7, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“12. I believe in being subject to kings, presidents, rulers and magis. . . wait, no I don’t.” ~ Robert Kirby, Thirteen Particles of...
by emerylamb | Jun 6, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
An Alaskan legislator once said that his constituents from the bush call townfolk “pavement people.” My, how descriptive and polite. I prefer tarmac twerps, or even better, asphalt asses. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Jun 5, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Two Irish fellas open a bar, and nobody ever comes in. Nobody comes in to drink, and one says, “I’ll think we’ll open a brothel.” T’other said, “Ah, that’ll be no good, if you can’t get ’em to drink beer,...
by emerylamb | Jun 4, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE AIRPORT This week, I’m ruminating about a job interview that probably should’ve never happened in the first place. About ten thousand years ago (pre-internet days) I completed a job application on a...
by emerylamb | Jun 4, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Leaning over a slimy ledge w/a ginormous net attached to a 20-foot pole is not fishing, it’s sieving, not to mention a rather arduous way to commit suicide. #chitinadipnetting ~ Emery...
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