Daily Tidbit96

by | Apr 25, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

The kiddle was sick and puked on Regina the cat, who stood still and took it like the royal she is. I’m not sure what to think about that. Grateful, but wary of this regal, yet soiled feline. However, the kiddle’s anxiety is skyrocketing in anticipation of...

Daily Tidbit95

by | Apr 24, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

“A despot doesn’t fear eloquent writers preaching freedom – he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold.”   ~ E.B. White, One Man’s...

Weekly Rumination14

by | Apr 23, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations

MARKETING DOPE TO UPTIGHT PEOPLE This week, I’m ruminating about semantics. Sometimes, I think my life would’ve gone better if I’d actually done some drugs. I blame the cartels. Their negligence in not marketing dope to Mormons, evangelicals, and...

Daily Tidbit94

by | Apr 23, 2017 | Daily Tidbits

Starbucks and 7-11 have joined forces to tap the Mormon market by concocting a hot drink made with five brands of soda and Postum served in a Big Gulp.   ~ Emery...