by emerylamb | Feb 15, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Women like courtesy on a date. I got in trouble once on a date. I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just swam for the surface.” ~ Emo Philips, Edinburgh Comedy Fest...
by emerylamb | Feb 14, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Sometimes, I’m too polite for my own good. Whenever I call a realtor to inquire about a house for sale, I feel obliged to stick with the conversation, feigning interest for an extra ten minutes or so because it would be too rude to hang up after hearing the...
by emerylamb | Feb 13, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“And then there’s dressage, based on God knows what. It’s a fantastic thing, don’t get me wrong… These people, highly trained, highly trained riders, highly trained horses, trained to do stuff that is not wanted in life. It’s...
by emerylamb | Feb 12, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
OVINE RUMINANTS This week, I’m ruminating about ruminants; specifically, the ovine kind. It all started when I was a toddler and practically tumbled out of a shopping cart lunging at a stuffed lamb on a shelf. Lambie and I had many adventures over the years and...
by emerylamb | Feb 12, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
I’m so self-centered, I think every spider I see wants to meet be by dropping on my head or scurrying up my leg. ~ Emery...
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