by emerylamb | Feb 19, 2017 | Weekly Ruminations
TRAIN YOUR LOVE FOR VALENTINE’S This week, I’m ruminating about keeping the Valentine’s spirit all-year round, for those so inclined. As Valentine’s Day approaches I wanted to relate some dog-training tips I have learned over the years. What?...
by emerylamb | Feb 19, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to present to you…the Internet!” ~ The IT Crowd, Series 3 Episode 4 (My first meme....
by emerylamb | Feb 18, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
My dad taught me to be polite to machines, because one day they will take over the world. That’s why I avoid toll roads. Writing a thank you note for each stop was getting to be a bit much. ~ Emery...
by emerylamb | Feb 17, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
“Sometimes, you’re on the phone and people will go, ‘Have you got a pen?’ to take down a number. And you immediately say, ‘Yes!’ even though you don’t have a pen. We all like to play a little game called, Say You Have a Pen,...
by emerylamb | Feb 16, 2017 | Daily Tidbits
Drug cartels are terrible when it comes to product marketing. They should infiltrate the evangelical market by rebranding meth as Sacrifice, cocaine as Purity, heroin as Honor, and ecstasy as Rapture. ~ Emery...
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